|
Movie Title |
3 Word Review |
| N |
| Naqoyqatsi |
overlong music video? |
| Narc |
intense police drama |
| National Lampoon's Van
Wilder |
sophomoric sketch sequence |
| Negotiator, The |
negotiate this, baby! |
| Never Been Kissed |
can't go back? |
| New Guy, The |
...with old gags |
| Newton Boys, The |
outwardly outlandish outlaws |
| Next Best Thing, The |
stable dad sought |
| Ninth Gate, The |
helluva book search |
| No Such Thing |
beauty, beast, boring |
| Not Another Teen
Movie |
emphasis on not |
| Notting Hill |
it could happen.... |
| Novocaine |
clever comic noir |
| Nurse Betty |
fan escapes reality |
| Nutty Professor II: The
Klumps |
Eddie has fun |
| O |
| O |
effective Shakespearean update |
| Object of My Affection,
The |
straight + gay = ? |
| O Brother, Where Art
Thou? |
Southern Thirties odyssey |
| Ocean's Eleven |
fun as hell |
| October Sky |
miner's son dreams |
| Office Space |
comedic cublicle capers |
| Omega Code, The |
God's cryptography lesson |
| One, The |
one too many |
| Onegin |
moving period drama |
| One Hour Photo |
scary obsession portrayal |
| One Night at McCool's |
three needy men |
| One Tough Cop |
only in NYPD |
| One True Thing |
mom's not perfect |
| On the Line |
keep day job |
| Orange County |
spoiled in California |
| Original Kings of
Comedy, The |
highly concerted comedy |
| Original Sin |
nothing original here |
| Oscar
and Lucinda |
sense and eccentricity |
| Osmosis Jones |
nonprecious bodily fluids |
| Others, The |
earns honest scares |
| Other Sister, The |
acceptance greatest challenge |
| Out Cold |
as if snowblind |
| Out of Sight |
love in trunk |
| Out-of-Towners, The |
waste of talent |
| Outside Providence |
non-prep builds character |
| P |
| Paid in Full |
drugs, greed destroy |
| Panic Room |
way too confined |
| Parent Trap, The |
twins, part deux |
| Passion of Mind |
reality or dream? |
| Patch Adams |
take two jokes... |
| Patriot, The |
Revolutionary War melodarama |
| Pavilion of Women |
stilted period piece |
| Payback |
thief gets even |
| Pay It Forward |
payoff is schmaltz |
| Pearl Harbor |
theater attack unsurprising |
| Perfect Storm, The |
intensely heroic action |
| Permanent Midnight |
heroin fells Stahl |
| Phantoms |
terror from below |
| The Pianist |
surviving, observing horror |
| Picking up the Pieces |
quirky black comedy |
| Pinocchio |
everything seems wooden |
| Pitch Black |
no light drama |
| Planet of the
Apes |
homage, little else |
| Playing by Heart |
family finds love |
| Play It to the Bone |
money vs. friendship |
| Pleasantville |
remote zaps teens |
| Pledge, The |
long term vengeance |
| Plunkett and Macleane |
original highway robbery |
| Pokémon: The First
Movie |
mightily miffed mewtwo |
| Pokémon: The
Movie 2000 |
Pikachu provides profits |
| Pokémon 3 |
much more merchandise |
| Pokémon 4Ever |
director chooses ditto |
| Pollock |
passionate painter portrayal |
| Possession |
romance as debate |
| Powerpuff Girls,
The |
too much exposition |
| Practical Magic |
sexy witch sisters |
| Price of Glory |
unbearably overbearing father |
| Primary Colors |
free slick willy |
| Prince of Egypt, The |
Moses 'toons out |
| Princess Diaries,
The |
takes no chances |
| Princess Mononoke, The |
anime master's gem |
| Private
Parts |
life implicates art |
| Proof of Life |
cerebral action gem |
| Psycho |
blood, mother, blood! |
| Punch-Drunk Love |
romance in distress |
| Pushing Tin |
control tower rivals |
| Q |
| Queen of the Damned, The |
lacking some lifeblood |
| The Quiet American |
one last love |
| Quills |
punished for passion |
| R |
| Rage: Carrie 2, The |
more dirty pillows |
| Rainmaker,
The |
David's corporate Goliath |
| Random Hearts |
tragedy brings together |
| Rat |
comic rodent fantasy |
| Rat Race |
doesn't completely suck |
| Ravenous |
recipe for revulsion |
| Ready to Rumble |
wrestling with adulthood |
| Recess: School's
Out |
flat as screen |
| Red Dragon |
stylish Lecter return |
| Red Planet |
red from embarrassment |
| Reign of Fire |
confusing dragon spectacle |
| Reindeer Games |
needs Yukon Cornelius |
| Remember the Titans |
diversity overcomes adversity |
| Replacements, The |
broad football comedy |
| Requiem for a Dream |
bleak yet stunning |
| Resident Evil |
little replay value |
| Return to Me |
extended family interference |
| Return to Neverland |
less grown up |
| Ride with the Devil |
uncivilized Civil War |
| Riding in Cars with
Boys |
familiar but honest |
| Ring, The |
memorably creepy thriller |
| Road to El Dorado, The |
New World romp |
| Road to Perdition |
hitman seeks redemption |
| Road Trip |
retrieve incriminating video |
| Rock Star |
wannabe gets wish |
| Rollerball |
painful to watch |
| Romeo Must Die |
Asian gangsta Shakespeare |
| Ronin |
what's in case? |
| Rookie, The |
genuinely uplifting story |
| Rounders |
card sharks circle |
| Royal Tenenbaums,
The |
family devours itself |
| Rugrats in Paris:
The Movie |
Vive les enfants! |
| Rugrats Movie, The |
one more rugrat |
| Rules of Attraction,
The |
plunge into depravity |
| Rules of Engagement |
military on trial |
| Runaway Bride |
romantic formula flourishes |
| Rush Hour 2 |
shut him up |
| Rushmore |
acute love triangle |
| S |
| St. Francisville
Experiment, The |
Blair Witch knockoff |
| The Salton Sea |
disturbing neo-noir thriller |
| The Santa Clause
2 |
needs a helper |
| Save the Last
Dance |
dancer finds soul |
| Saving Grace |
lucrative weed garden |
| Saving Private Ryan |
one came home |
| Saving Silverman |
marriage threatens friendship |
| Say It Isn't So |
brain....shutting...down.... |
| Scary Movie |
broad horror spoof |
| Scary Movie 2 |
shameless sophomoric sequel |
| Scooby-Doo |
less than 2-D |
| Score, The |
solid heist film |
| Scorpion King, The |
ancient evil doers |
| Scream 3 |
until well's dry |
| Screwed |
straight to video |
| Secretary |
S/M made believable |
| See Spot Run |
stepped in it |
| Serendipity |
is love fated? |
| Serving Sara |
desperate for laughs |
| Seven
Years in Tibet |
search for self |
| Sexy Beast |
stylish gangster drama |
| Shadow of the Vampire |
ultimate type casting |
| Shadrach |
slave goes home |
| Shaft |
badder than ever |
| Shakespeare
in Love |
Bard is human |
| Shallow Hal |
walks fine line |
| Shanghai Noon |
Old West, East |
| She's All That |
male chauvinist pygmalion |
| Shipping News, The |
dark quirky characters |
| Shrek |
hilarious fractured fantasy |
| Showtime |
too obvious parody |
| Sidewalks of New
York |
fragile romantic comedy |
| Siege, The |
terrorists in N.Y. |
| Signs |
study in fear |
| Simon Birch |
small boy grows |
| S1m0ne |
artificial and predictable |
| Simpatico |
double-crossed grudge |
| Simple Plan, A |
root of evil |
| Simply Irresistible |
smitten with Wiccan? |
| Sixth Sense, The |
unwanted psychic abilities |
| Skulls, The |
unbelievable secret society |
| Slackers |
doesn't make grade |
| Slam |
rapper in prison |
| Slap Her, She's French |
complètement sans humeur |
| Sleepy Hollow |
beheading, beguiling, beware |
| Small Soldiers |
really tiny egos |
| Small Time Crooks |
heist gone awry |
| Smoke Signals |
Native road trip |
| Snake Eyes |
hurricane, murder, boxing |
| Snatch |
incoherent characters, plot |
| Snow Day |
school closure rejoicing |
| Snow Dogs |
all too easy |
| Snow Falling on Cedars |
past forbidden love |
| Solaris |
challenging, intellectual sci-fi |
| Soldier |
soldier regains humanity |
| A Soldier's Daughter
Never Cries |
coming of age |
| Someone Like You |
tepid romantic comedy |
| Songcatcher |
savoring mountain music |
| Sorority Boys |
never underestimate stupidity |
| Soul Survivors |
soulless originality deficit |
| South Park: Bigger,
Longer and Uncut |
Kenny's face revealed |
| Space Cowboys |
geriatric astronauts prevail |
| Sphere |
there's aliens inside |
| Spider-Man |
entertaining, fathful retelling |
| Spirit: Stallion
of the Cimarron |
freedom above all |
| Spirited Away |
Chihiro in Wonderland |
| Spring Forward |
moving personal drama |
| Spy Game |
aggrandizing deceitful behavior |
| Spy Kids |
respects kids' intelligence |
| Spy Kids 2 : The Island
of Lost Dreams |
formula quite entertaining |
| Starship
Troopers |
nazis in space |
| Star Trek: Insurrection |
Pruneface without Mumbles |
| Star Trek: Nemesis |
forgot to energize |
| Star Wars -
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace |
USE the Force |
| Star Wars Episode II
: Attack of the Clones |
breathtaking yet empty |
| State and Main |
townies outplay players |
| State Property |
society's to blame? |
| Steal This Movie! |
Abbie rechallenges authority |
| Stealing Harvard |
flunks entrance exam |
| Stepmom |
wisdom passed on |
| Stigmata |
unrequested martyr surplus |
| Still Crazy |
British rock reunion |
| Stir of Echoes |
dangerous psychic exploration |
| Story of Us, The |
look no further |
| Straight Story,
The |
brother seeks reconciliation |
| Stuart Little |
adoptive mouse triumphs |
| Stuart Little 2 |
well realized sequel |
| Suburbans, The |
showbiz ethics: oxymoron? |
| Sugar and Spice |
cheerleaders wreak havoc |
| Summer Catch |
drops the ball |
| Summer of Sam |
fear panics Gotham |
| Sum of All Fears,
The |
worst nightmare realized |
| Sunset Strip |
stuck in '70s |
| Sunshine |
European family epic |
| Supernova |
sun go boom |
| Superstar |
parochial sketch expands |
| Super Troopers |
lowbrow cop gags |
| Susan's Plan |
wants ex axed |
| Sweet and Lowdown |
jazz guitarist's odyssey |
| Sweetest Thing,
The |
cheap comedy knock-off |
| Sweet
Hereafter, The |
school bus tragedy |
| Sweet Home Alabama |
vanilla romantic comedy |
| Sweet November |
tearjerker plods on |
| Swept Away |
desert this island |
| SwimFan |
teenage fatal attraction |
| Swordfish |
embarrassingly ridiculous thriller |